[16:31] telekine: Okay, when someone's laughter is likened to the sound of a brook or a stream or something, I always imagine them gargling or choking on water ( Read more... )

[18:18] Kaydele: True story: when I was a teenager I was very :( about being as tall as I am until I found out Vanessa Redgrave is 5'11", and then I instantly was okay with it ( Read more... )

[22:37] SirMartel: "I'm a knight, not a bloody fairy," Martel murmurs.

[07:47] *** telekine has joined #basementooc ( Read more... )

[09:44] Jeribot: but in America, sex is SO much worse than violence ( Read more... )

[06:10] Snapple: I think the key to a long life in Gotham is to not have kids ( Read more... )

[04:59] custardpringle: . . . we're /not/ discussing flavored toilets, right?
[04:59] Slarti: No.
[04:59] Slarti: Caffeinated ones.
[04:59] custardpringle: Okay.
[04:59] ProfDelvier: places i probably don't require caffeine: there.
[04:59] Terana: You could sell the idea to brita.
[04:59] Terana: :D?
[04:59] Kai[lappy]: "probably"
[04:59] Terana: ( Read more... )

[09:50] ProfDelvier: this dude is a keeper and i am not being sarcastic ( Read more... )

[10:37] deconcentrate: wait do i count as male really
[10:38] ProfDelvier: does your wingwong have snaps?
[10:38] deconcentrate: ... no
[10:38] ProfDelvier: then you're male.
[10:38] Jericulya: Tragically, despite your best efforts.

[13:05] *** Kay has joined #shenanigans.
[13:06] keynana: KAY
[13:06] keynana: KAY I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CARESS MY LOVE LANCE
[13:06] Kai[lappy]: “It has been noted that Jenkem usage will leave a taste of sewage in the mouth lasting for several days” I’M NOT SURPRISED SOMEHOW.
[13:06] Kay: um
[13:06] Kay: where’s my $50
[13:06] keynana: kay i thought ( Read more... )